Pushy Austin Realtor trying play me like a goddamn piano.
Sir, I don’t think you know who you’re dealing with.
You WILL show me houses in my price range.
You will NOT invent imaginary competition to speed up my decision.
And if you DO, I will call your bluff like the insightful people reader I am.
Good? Good. You’re not in Kansas anymore buddy and I am not just another clueless university student with Daddy’s credit card for you to take advantage of.
Are you buying a house!?
WHY IS A CIS MAN GETTING AN AWARD FOR PLAYING A TRANS WOMAN
because that’s what ACTING is you fucking stupid child
I would give anything for a fucking pizza.
you know how people lose their virginity, im like gaining it
Man, I gained like 5 virginities this year and it’s only February!
in all this excitement, let’s not forget the TRUE reason for the season
on February 14, 3019, Gandalf the White arose from death in his true form and set out once more to walk the stones of Middle-Earth